hip-hop-lifestyle:

Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.

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imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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#280 Because of “vagina”.

365reasonstobeafeminist:

Grey’s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo tells Jimmy Kimmel about the right and wrong words to use on TV.

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How can we call ourselves a modern society when the medical terms for female genitalia are considered risqué? Why is the male body simply a human body, while the female body is a sinful weapon of sexual mass destruction that needs to be covered, hidden and controlled?

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(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.

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imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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mydeargatsby:

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

do this

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my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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janeaugust:

hitchin-a-ride-to-suburbia:

It’s crazy to think that Green Day basically created an entirely new genre, bands from All Time Low to Simple Plan to Mayday Parade to even Fall Out Boy wouldn’t exist without Green Day’s influence, and that’s really something and that’s why I freaking love Green Day.

And yet some people are complaining that they were nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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  • my bf:*doesnt reply*

  • me:[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf:my bad I had to pee. 

  • me:I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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